Truths for mature adults

I came across this blog (The Baboon's Guide to the Internet) while checking my Google Reader items, and one of their posts was a list of Truths For Mature Adults. I will post them here and add my commentary:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. - Haha, agreed! But I don't have anything to hide
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - What if you're never wrong :P
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. No0o0o...
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I usually just roll it up, is that bad?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. - True, but does that seem disrespectful?
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. - YES!
10. Bad decision make good stories. - Haha yeah, like this one time in the library...
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. - Yup, usually around 4 o'clock
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to restart my collection...again. - I stopped buying DVD's, I noticed I never watch them
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. - Yes, yes, yes, that has happened to me too often
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever. - Eww, that's gross
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? - I agree, it's really annoying...BUT I'm guilty of doing it
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. - YES!
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. - Nope, I have nobody to avoid at the moment
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. - Agreed! My GPS has taken me on some pretty sketchy routes
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. - Yup, I'll avoid that second trip like the plague
23. The only time I look forward to a red light when I'm trying to finish a text. - Guilty
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? - I think it's two
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! - Haha, yeah I sometimes drive with road rage
27. Shirts get dirty? Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. - No, no, pants definitely get dirty
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? - Agreed
29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. - Since I don't lean back on my chairs, I wonder if this is the same feeling you get right before you are hit by a car? In that case it's a pretty bad feeling
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists. - I was a bicyclist for a while, but while on campus if you are not riding a bike, good look getting around unharmed
31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. - Yeah, but I've stopped wearing my watch recently
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! - The snooze button is the best invention ever!