Dear old creepy guy who was trying to chat me up tonight (otherwise known as Will),
It was very kind of you to swap seats so my friend and I could sit together, but it wasn't necessary to try and make small talk to my friend to get information about me. There was no need for you to know my name, or what I was drinking for that matter. I thank you for talking to my friend though while I caught up will Hall, but even she was creeped out by you and moved. Then when Hall went to the restroom, there was no need for you to lean over the empty chair where my friend once sat to ask me where my friend went, what was with me and "the guy with the hat," then conclude by asking me if I was single. Because of this I had to pretend to go to the restroom and afterwards find another place to be. Then later as I was walking by, there was no need for you to grab my arm to ask me where I was going, I told you I was going to look for my friend but the truth is I just wanted to get away from you. I don't really understand how you didn't get the hint, and it was completely unnecessary for you to come up to my friend and I at closing and put your arm around us while you rambled on one God knows what.
Sorry Will, but it would have never worked out. Maybe on a good day you are a somewhat normal guy (I doubt it), but I didn't find you the least big attractive. Now I am not a shallow person Will, but I need to find a potential date/boyfriend/whatever at least somewhat attractive. Sorry you wasted your time. You might have had better luck talking to that one big girl with curly hair, but unfortunately I've seen her out many times and she tends to get attractivish guys. So until next time Will, though I hope I never run into you again, or at least I find another male friend to keep you away from me.
It was very kind of you to swap seats so my friend and I could sit together, but it wasn't necessary to try and make small talk to my friend to get information about me. There was no need for you to know my name, or what I was drinking for that matter. I thank you for talking to my friend though while I caught up will Hall, but even she was creeped out by you and moved. Then when Hall went to the restroom, there was no need for you to lean over the empty chair where my friend once sat to ask me where my friend went, what was with me and "the guy with the hat," then conclude by asking me if I was single. Because of this I had to pretend to go to the restroom and afterwards find another place to be. Then later as I was walking by, there was no need for you to grab my arm to ask me where I was going, I told you I was going to look for my friend but the truth is I just wanted to get away from you. I don't really understand how you didn't get the hint, and it was completely unnecessary for you to come up to my friend and I at closing and put your arm around us while you rambled on one God knows what.
Sorry Will, but it would have never worked out. Maybe on a good day you are a somewhat normal guy (I doubt it), but I didn't find you the least big attractive. Now I am not a shallow person Will, but I need to find a potential date/boyfriend/whatever at least somewhat attractive. Sorry you wasted your time. You might have had better luck talking to that one big girl with curly hair, but unfortunately I've seen her out many times and she tends to get attractivish guys. So until next time Will, though I hope I never run into you again, or at least I find another male friend to keep you away from me.
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