Ugh, Bowser

No, I didn't stay up to play Mario & Luigi: Bowser's inside story, but some how I mysteriously got three star cures. Not to mention the King of the Koopas as been unplayable for a while since he was captured in a safe by Lord Fawful minions. Lord Fawful, what an amusing character, he does go around all day telling anyone who will listen he has Chortles; I know, I've heard him many, many...many times. But I still don't know what a Chortle is. Perhaps it is a type of STD, perhaps it is the name of his dog, or perhaps it is the name for a new hybrid fruit, made up of lemons, oranges, chili peppers and tomatoes. The world may never know, or I will find out at the end of the game. [SIDE NOTE: OMG I just found out what chortles are] My cousin, the annoying one who sings with a "passion," told me they were these little black creatures who look like Gengar from Pokemon, I'm so annoyed with her right now...

A Chortle is a chuckle; to laugh quietly or with restraint, which would explain why hes always smiling and laughing, except when he said he had angst.

What I learned today was never to trust a 10-year-old to search anything successfully online. And they say kids today are more tech savy then ever...Fail.